12 Days Of Helpdesk
On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to meA problem with E.T.On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to meTwo VendaCards and a problem with E.T.On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to meThree dead disks,Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.On the fourth day of Christmas, a [...]
The 12 bugs of Christmas
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to meAsk them how they did it andSee if they can do it again.For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to meTry to reproduce itAsk them how they [...]
Email Mistakes
It’s wise to remember how easily email — this wonderful technology — can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. [...]
Comedy Central Joke of the Day
Do Moon
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
Eclipse it!
String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
