12 Days Of Helpdesk
On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to meA problem with E.T.On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to meTwo VendaCards and a problem with E.T.On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to meThree dead disks,Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.On the fourth day of Christmas, a [...]
The 12 bugs of Christmas
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to meAsk them how they did it andSee if they can do it again.For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to meTry to reproduce itAsk them how they [...]
Email Mistakes
It’s wise to remember how easily email — this wonderful technology — can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. [...]
Comedy Central Joke of the Day
Nick Swardson: Down side of Magical Friends
One of my best friend's is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and that's the worst because I'm a nice guy, but he's magic. There's no way I can compete with that. He shows up, he's so smooth. Girls love him. He's like, 'How's it going? You look so beautiful tonight. Your hair -- is that a coin? Now, it's a rose. Now, it's money.' And it's like, I show up -- what am I gonna do? I'm like, 'Hi, I brought you this rose. Now, it's broken.'
Felipe Esparza: Dad's Furniture Fix
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels -- it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.
